Challenge: day 13

Issue a public appology (Funny or Serious)

Dear Ant,

I'd like to appologize for stepping on your cousin.

I cannot tell you how very sorry I am that I maimed someone so very close to you.

I was simply walking to the mailbox.  I was very excited about my new

rubber stamps that I was expecting. 

You see these stamps were so highly anticipated, and I needed them to finish

that project that I had been putting off.  You see new stamps are to me as

awesome and amazing as lets say if I were to drop gently place a bucket of chicken

next to your ant pile. The smell alone is enough to send me into a frenzy!

So as I walked rushed down the sidewalk I was distracted by what awaited me!

And I didn't see your cousin until it was too late.

I stopped hoping maybe I could get him some medical help, but he squirmed around in a cirlce

and seemed to be trying to hobble off.  I'm afraid there may have been some internal damage,

I hope he goes to Urgent Care. 

Please accept my sincerest appologies!